Talent Is Often A Defect In Character.

Stupidity Is An Elemental Force For Which No Earthquake Is A Match.

I Have Drawn From The Well Of Language Many A Thought Which I Do Not Have And Which I Could Not Put Into Words.

Psychology Is A Bus That Accompanies An Airplane.

Social Reform Is The Desperate Decision To Remove Corns From A Person Suffering From Cancer.

An Illusion Of Depth Often Occurs If A Blockhead Is A Muddlehead At The Same Time