Morality Is A Burglar's Tool Whose Merit

The World Is A Prison In Which Solitary Confinement Is Preferable.

A Pun, Though Despicable In Itself, Can Be The Noblest Vehicle Of An Artistic Intention By Serving As The Abbreviation Of A Wittyview. It Can Be A Social Criticism In The Form Of An Epigram.

The Agitator Seizes The Word. The Artist Is Seized By It.

In Berlin, Things Are Serious But Not Hopeless. In Vienna, They Are Hopeless But Not Serious.

Education Is A Crutch With Which The Foolish Attack The Wise To Prove That They Are Not Idiots.