My Favorite People To Have Fun With

I'm A Big Guy, But I'm Really Simple With The Food. I'll Hit The In-n-out Or Just The Regular Buffets.

I See A Lot Of Nice Hotels, But I Never Really Get To Enjoy The Cities, Because I Have To Be On A Plane The Next Day.

I Got Off The Plane - I Was Walking And Cooking At The Same Time.

When I Was A Kid I Did Impressions And Funny Voices A Lot. When I Was Telling A Story I Would Use The Voices To Make It More Entertaining.

I'm Not Fat. It's Just My Awesomeness Swelling Up Inside Of Me.