The Only Reason For Being Young Is

A Bottle Of Wine Begs To Be Shared; I Have Never Met A Miserly Wine Lover.

Being A Child Is In Itself A Profession.

Cheese Is Milk's Leap Towards Immortality.

What Is A Sense Of Humor? Surely Not The Ability To Understand A Joke. It Comes Rather From A Residing Feeling Of One's Own Absurdity. It Is The Ability To Understand A Joke, And That The Joke Is On Oneself.

The German Mind Has A Talent For Making No Mistakes But The Very Greatest.