The Only Reason For Being Young Is

I Found Nothing Really Wrong With This Autobiography Except Poor Choice Of Subject.

A Bottle Of Wine Begs To Be Shared; I Have Never Met A Miserly Wine Lover. The Social Emotions It Generates Are Equidistant From The Philatelist's Solitary Gloating And The Football Fan's Gregarious Hysteria.

One Newspaper A Day Ought To Be Enough For Anyone Who Still Prefers To Retain A Little Mental Balance.

A Bottle Of Wine Begs To Be Shared; I Have Never Met A Miserly Wine Lover.

A Sense Of Humor Is The Ability To Understand A Joke-and That The Joke Is Oneself.