The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter,

You Can't Just Run Out And Start The Car Until Some Cat Invents A Car.

I Am Influenced By Every Second Of My Waking Hour.

The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.

Koolaid Is Goyish. All Drake's Cakes Are Goyish. Pumpernickel Is Jewish, And, As You Know, White Bread Is Very Goyish. Instant Potatoes - Goyish. Black Cherry Soda's Very Jewish. Macaroons Are Very Jewish - Very Jewish Cake. Fruit Salad Is Jewish. Lime Jell-o Is Goyish. Lime Soda Is Very Goyish. Trailer Parks Are So Goyish That Jews Won't Go Near Them.

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish