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Women Are The Real Reason We Get Up Every Day. I'm Talking About Real Men. If There Were No Women, I Would Not Even Have To Bathe, Because Why Would I Care? These Are Guys I'm Hanging With. I Wake Up For A Woman Every Day Of My Life To Make It Happen For Her.

All I'm Telling You To Do Is To Be Smart About It. Know That If This Man Isn't Looking For A Serious Relationship, You're Not Going To Change His Mind Just Because You Two Are Going On Dates And Being Intimate. You Could Be The Most Perfect Woman On The Lord's Green Earth-you're Capable Of Interesting Conversation, You Cook A Mean Breakfast, You Hand Out Backrubs Like Sandwiches, You're Independent (which Means, To Him, That You're Not Going To Be In His Pockets)-but If He's Not Ready For A Serious Relationship, He Going To Treat You Like Sports Fish.

I Can't Cuss And Tell Jokes The Rest Of My Life. I Gotta Say Something Meaningful. I Gotta Give Something Back To A Creator Who Has Given So Much To Me.

The First Time I Saw My Wife, Marjorie, I Was Doing Stand-up In Memphis, And She Was Sitting In The Front Row. Afterward, I Walked Up And Said, "ma'am, I'm Going To Marry You One Day". And 15 Years Later, I Did.

A Lot Of Times We Expect People Who Get Money And Fame To Suddenly Become This "role Model" Or This "icon." That Ain't How It Works. Money And Fame - All It Does It Just Allows You To Be More Of Who You Really Are.