The Next Best Thing To A Very

The Mind Is Like A Sheet Of White Paper In This, That The Impressions It Receives The Oftenest, And Retains The Longest, Are Black Ones.

Everybody Has His Own Theatre, In Which He Is Manager, Actor, Prompter, Playwright, Sceneshifter, Boxkeeper, Doorkeeper, All In One, And Audience Into The Bargain.

The Next Best Thing To A Very Good Joke Is A Very Bad One.

What A Pity It Is That There Are So Many Words! Whenever One Wants To Say Anything, Three Or Four Ways Of Saying It Run Into One's Head Together; And One Can't Tell Which To Choose. It Is As Troublesome And Puzzling As Choosing A Ribbon ... Or A Husband.

If Your Divines Are Not Philosophers, Your Philosophy Will Neither Be Divine, Nor Able To Divine.