True Goodness Is Like The Glow-worm In

Children Always Turn Towards The Light. Oh That Grown-up People In This World Became Like Little Children!

Few People Have Courage Enough To Appear As Good As They Really Are. Most People Confuse Greatness With Power, Despite The Fact That Greatness Has Nothing To Do With Power.

What A Pity It Is That There Are So Many Words! Whenever One Wants To Say Anything, Three Or Four Ways Of Saying It Run Into One's Head Together; And One Can't Tell Which To Choose. It Is As Troublesome And Puzzling As Choosing A Ribbon ... Or A Husband.

The Mind Is Like A Sheet Of White Paper In This, That The Impressions It Receives The Oftenest, And Retains The Longest, Are Black Ones.

The Next Best Thing To A Very Good Joke Is A Very Bad One.