The Mtv Thing Is The Thing That

Everywhere I Go, People Know Who I Am.

I Remember Taking Mushrooms At The Wrap Party, It Was Like The First And Last Time I Took That.

I Think You Gotta Look At Stuff Half-full As Opposed To Half-empty.

I Kind Of Was Raised At The Comedy Store By Comedians. When You See My Dad On Stage Before Me And Then You See Me, You'll See Where I Got A Lot Of My Stuff.

Well, The Best Part About Stand-up Is That You Control Everything. Period. When You Work In Movies, Or On Tv Shows, There Are 50 Other People Involved. And It's Hard, Man. They Brainwash You To Think You're Doing The Right Thing.