I Think As A Standup Performer You

I Think You Gotta Look At Stuff Half-full As Opposed To Half-empty.

Well, The Best Part About Stand-up Is That You Control Everything. Period. When You Work In Movies, Or On Tv Shows, There Are 50 Other People Involved. And It's Hard, Man. They Brainwash You To Think You're Doing The Right Thing.

Small Towns Seem To Appreciate Things A Little Bit More. They're Less Jaded And They're More Kind Of Authentic And More Themselves And They Don't Care As Much.

I Want To Have My Face Look Like Brad Pitt. Then I'll Be With Jennifer Aniston And Then Angelina Jolie. Then The Real Brad Pitt Will Come In, And We'll Have A Brad Pitt Face-off.

Son-in-law Was Kind Of My Crossover. It Was The Movie That Brought Me Out Of The Mtv Audience Into The Mainstream.