People Should Stop Poking Fun At Other

I Fly Around With Chicks On Each Arm And Have No Script. I Just Talk About What I Feel Like. But That's Why My Act Works: I'm Like This Normal Guy.

I Want To Do An 'extreme Makeover' Show. You Know That Mtv Show 'i Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I Want To Do A New Show. I Want To Have A Different Famous Face.

Even At My Peak, I Never Went Too Over The Top.

Serious And Intense People, They Drain You. But Someone Who's An Idiot, Like Myself, They're Fun. You Either Hate Me Or You Love Me.

Well, The Best Part About Stand-up Is That You Control Everything. Period. When You Work In Movies, Or On Tv Shows, There Are 50 Other People Involved. And It's Hard, Man. They Brainwash You To Think You're Doing The Right Thing.