The Movie Spinal Tap Rocked My World.

I'm A Jew. Thirty-three Is When Christ Died. So Though I'm A Jew, In The Back Of My Mind I Still Think That I Gotta Get It Done Before I'm Thirty-four Because Well, I Don't Know Why. He Got It Done Before He Was Thirty-four.

My Parents Were Very Supportive Of Me And My Artistic Endeavours. My Father And Mother Came To Every School Play I Ever Did.

There Were Times When I Thought I Got A Bit More Punishment Than Was Coming To Me, But I Don't Regret A Minute Of It Now. Each Of Us Must Be Tempered In Some Fire. Nobody Had More To Do With Choosing The Fire That Tempered Me Than Myself, And Instead Of Finding Fault With The Fire I Give Thanks That I Had The Metal To Take The Temper And Hold It.

When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Was The Strongest Man In The World. Then, The Fastest Runner And Then The Smartest Person In The World. One By One My Delusions Got Shut Down. Now I Just See Myself As The Lamest Guy In The World.

I Recommend That Everyone In Their Youth Be As Out Of Shape As Possible So That When You Turn 40, People Can Go, "wow, You Look Much Better Now."