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There Were Times When I Thought I Got A Bit More Punishment Than Was Coming To Me, But I Don't Regret A Minute Of It Now. Each Of Us Must Be Tempered In Some Fire. Nobody Had More To Do With Choosing The Fire That Tempered Me Than Myself, And Instead Of Finding Fault With The Fire I Give Thanks That I Had The Metal To Take The Temper And Hold It.

Justice Is A Word That Resides In The Dictionary. It Occasionally Makes Its Escape, But Is Promptly Caught And Put Back Where It Belongs.

When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Was The Strongest Man In The World. Then, The Fastest Runner And Then The Smartest Person In The World. One By One My Delusions Got Shut Down. Now I Just See Myself As The Lamest Guy In The World.

I'm A Jew. Thirty-three Is When Christ Died. So Though I'm A Jew, In The Back Of My Mind I Still Think That I Gotta Get It Done Before I'm Thirty-four Because Well, I Don't Know Why. He Got It Done Before He Was Thirty-four.

You Must Never Underestimate The Power Of The Eyebrow.