Weddings Mainly Are For Drinkers.

I'm Used To Being Crazy And "rock-n-rolly", Which Is A Little Different Than This World. For Me, It Was A Chance To Stretch A Little Bit.

Just Because You Don't Know How To Do Stand-up Doesn't Mean You Don't Know How To Put On A Show.

I Remember I Prayed To God. I Was Like, "just Let Me Be On Tv." Let My Friends See Me On Tv In A Good Thing. I Like, If I'm Funny A Little Bit On A Commercial And Then I Don't Need To Act Ever Again. "just Let Them See Me." And Then It Worked. I Got The Commercial. I Was On Tv. My Friends All Saw Me. I Was A Kind Of A Star At School For Like Three Days. And Then It Faded Away And I Was Hungry And I Had To Like Make Another Deal With God. I Remember It Still.

I'm An Aspiring Writer. I Hate That Phrase. You're Either A Writer Or You're Not.

I'm Really Excited About Our Dj Set. That's Probably The Most Exciting Of All. It's Selfish But It's Always Your Own Thing That You're Most Concerned With.