We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo

I'd Rather Be The King Of Kids, Than The Prince Of Fools.

When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Was The Strongest Man In The World. Then, The Fastest Runner And Then The Smartest Person In The World. One By One My Delusions Got Shut Down. Now I Just See Myself As The Lamest Guy In The World.

When You Get To A Certain Level Of Recognizability, Celebrity, You Can't Go Out Of The House Without Someone Going, "can I Just Have One Photo?" I Don't Mind, By The Way, If Anyone Wants One We Can Take Some Photos. But Sometimes You Just Wanna Stay In The House Or In The Hotel Room With The Shades Closed.

I Always Feel Bad For People Getting Married And Spending Upwards Of A Hundred Thousand Dollars. It Just Seems So Absurd To Me.

You Only Have To Go Hardcore Humiliation On The First Film. On The Subsequent Sequels, You Can Coast.