The Mother-in-law Had An Accident At Work.

In Awe, I Watched The Waxing Moon Ride Across The Zenith Of The Heavens Like An Ambered Chariot Towards The Ebony Void Of Infinite Space Wherein The Tethered Belts Of Jupiter And Mars Hang, For Ever Festooned In Their Orbital Majesty. And As I Looked At All This I Thought... I Must Put A Roof On This Toilet.

Take My Wife... Please. I'm Not Saying She's Ugly, But When She Went To See A Horror Film, The Audience Thought She Was Making A Personal Appearance.

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.

My Mother-in-law Fell Down A Wishing Well. I Was Amazed; I Never Knew They Worked.

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.