The More One Produces, The Less One

By The Time Of The United States Tricentennial, There Will Be More Government Workers Than There Are Workers.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm. The Early Worm... Gets Eaten.

Law Number V: One-tenth Of The Participants Produce Over One-third Of The Output. Increasing The Number Of Participants Merely Reduces The Average Output.

Law Number Xxxix: Never Promise To Complete Any Project Within Six Months Of The End Of The Year, In Either Direction.

People Working In The Private Sector Should Try To Save Money. There Remains The Possibility That It May Someday Be Valuable Again.