The More One Produces, The Less One

A Recent Government Publication On The Marketing Of Cabbage Contains, According To One Report, 26,941 Words. It Is Noteworthy In This Regard That The Gettysburg Address Contains A Mere 279 Words While The Lord's Prayer Comprises But 67.

It's Easy To Get A Loan Unless You Need It.

People Do Not Win People Fights. Lawyers Do.

One Should Expect That The Expected Can Be Prevented, But The Unexpected Should Have Been Expected.

Law Number L: The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's, But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.