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Simple Systems Are Not Feasible Because They Require Infinite Testing.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

Two-thirds Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered With Water. The Other Third Is Covered With Auditors From Headquarters.

We Believe In The Wisdom Once Expressed By The Hockey Star Wayne Gretzky, Who Explained His Success By Saying, 'i Skate To Where The Puck Is Going To Be, Not Where It Has Been.'

The Early Bird Gets The Worm. The Early Worm... Gets Eaten.