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Law Number Xxiv: The Only Thing More Costly Than Stretching The Schedule Of An Established Project Is Accelerating It, Which Is Itself The Most Costly Action Known To Man.

Law Number Xxxvi: The Thickness Of The Proposal Required To Win A Multimillion Dollar Contract Is About One Millimeter Per Million Dollars. If All The Proposals Conforming To This Standard Were Piled On Top Of Each Other At The Bottom Of The Grand Canyon It Would Probably Be A Good Idea.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

One Should Expect That The Expected Can Be Prevented, But The Unexpected Should Have Been Expected.