People Do Not Win People Fights. Lawyers

If Today Were Half As Good As Tomorrow Is Supposed To Be, It Would Probably Be Twice As Good As Yesterday Was.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm. The Early Worm... Gets Eaten.

Law Number Xliv: Aircraft Flight In The 21st Century Will Always Be In A Westerly Direction, Preferably Supersonic, Crossing Time Zones To Provide The Additional Hours Needed To Fix The Broken Electronics.

People Do Not Win People Fights. Lawyers Do.

Two-thirds Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered With Water. The Other Third Is Covered With Auditors From Headquarters.