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The Best Way To Make A Silk Purse From A Sow's Ear Is To Begin With A Silk Sow. The Same Is True Of Money.

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Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

All Too Many Consultants, When Asked, 'what Is 2 And 2?' Respond, 'what Do You Have In Mind?'

Law Number Ix: Acronyms And Abbreviations Should Be Used To The Maximum Extent Possible To Make Trivial Ideas Profound ... Q.e.d.