The Little Trouble In The World That

A Woman Is As Old As She Looks Before Breakfast.

We Must Be Truthful And Fair In The Ordinary Affairs Of Life Before We Can Be Truthful And Fair In Patriotism And Religion.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

A Man Has His Clothes Made To Fit Him; A Woman Makes Herself Fit Her Clothes.

Most People Have Seen Worse Things In Private Than They Pretend To Be Shocked At In Public.