No Man Can Smile In The Face

A Loafer Never Works Except When There Is A Fire; Then He Will Carry Out More Furniture Than Anybody.

When A Man Asks Your Advice, He Usually Tells You Just How He Expects You To Decide.

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.

One Of The Surprising Things In This World Is The Respect A Worthless Man Has For Himself.

A Thief Believes Everybody Steals.