No Man Can Smile In The Face

A Woman Does Not Spend All Her Time In Buying Things; She Spends Part Of It In Taking Them Back.

As Soon As The People Fix One Shame Of The World, Another Turns Up.

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like A Circus: There Is Not As Much In It As Is Represented In The Advertising.

A Reasonable Probability Is The Only Certainty.

Abuse A Man Unjustly, And You Will Make Friends For Him.