The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

The Fellow That Agrees With Everything You Say Is Either A Fool Or He Is Getting Ready To Skin You.

University: ... A Place Where Rich Men Send Their Sons Who Have No Aptitude For Business.

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.