Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For

Every Father Expects His Boy To Do The Things He Wouldn't Do When He Was Young.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

Folks That Blurt Out Just What They Think Wouldn't Be So Bad If They Thought.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.