One Of The Commonest Ailments Of The

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously - The Sweet, Subtle Satisfaction Without The Risk.

I Haven't Heard Of Anybody Who Wants To Stop Living On Account Of The Cost.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

Some Folks Pay A Compliment Like They Went Down In Their Pocket For It.