The Irish Six Million Dollar Man Only

I Am Accusing Him Of Stealing My Best Material, He Was A Very Funny Man.

I'm Not Really A Homosexual. I Just Help Them Out When They're Busy.

I Bought These Shoes In Taiwan, And They Said In The Inside "made Around The Corner."

My Uncle Jimmy Took Liver Salts Twice A Day For 40 Years. He Died On Sunday, Was Buried Wednesday And The Following Friday They Had To Go To The Cemetery To Beat His Liver To Death With A Stick.

There Was A Man Sitting In The Dining Room Of The Titanic, He Said: "i Know I Asked For Ice, But This Is Ridiculous."