The Irish Six Million Dollar Man Only

A Man Walks Into A Hospital Feeling Unwell And The Doctor Says: "sorry, You've Only Got Three Minutes To Live." The Man Said: "can You Do Something For Me?" "yes," He Said. "i'll Boil You An Egg."

People In Northern Ireland Vote For Their Church, They Don't Vote With Their Heads; It Is Ridiculous.

I Was Going Up To The Bathroom And A Woman Asked Me: "have You A Good Memory For Faces?" I Asked Why And She Said: "because There Isn't A Mirror Up There."

I've Been Married To My Wife For 60 Years But It Feels Just Like Yesterday, And You Know What A Bloody Awful Day Yesterday Was.

What's The Difference Between My Wife And A Terrorist? You Can Negotiate With A Terrorist.