I've Been Married To My Wife For

I Come From A Family Of Musicians. Even The Sewing Machine Is A Singer.

I Asked A Shop Owner If He Could Help Me Out. He Said: "what Way Did You Come In?"

I'm Not Really A Homosexual. I Just Help Them Out When They're Busy.

I Just Want To Apologise For Being Late. I Was Flying Back From Spain And The Air Hostess Said: "we Are Two Hours Late Mr Carson." When I Asked Why, She Said: "the Pilot Has Heard A Funny Noise In The Engine That He Doesn't Like, So We Are Waiting On Another Pilot Who Can't Hear It."

So I Rang Up British Telecom, I Said 'i Want To Report A Nuisance Caller', He Said 'not You Again'.