The Heart Is A Temple Wherein All

Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.

Old Age Is When You Resent The Swimsuit Issue Of Sports Illustrated Because There Are Fewer Articles To Read.

Acting Is All About Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.

Say Goodnight Gracie.