Say Goodnight Gracie.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.