I Would Go Out With Women My

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

I've Been A Straight Man For So Many Years That From Force Of Habit I Repeat Everything. I Went Out Fishing With A Fellow The Other Day And He Fell Overboard. He Yelled, Help! Help! Help! So I Said, Help? Help? Help? And While I Was Waiting For Him To Get His Laugh, He Drowned.

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

Sex Is The Universal Language In Which Nobody Speaks; They Don't Have To.