I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

And God Said 'let There Be Satan, So People Don't Blame Everything On Me. And Let There Be Lawyers, So People Don't Blame Everything On Satan.'

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

Much Later In Life, Though, Gracie Made A Major Contribution To The Opera World. She Stayed Out Of It.