I Would Read Playboy More Often, But

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left

In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

I Don't Believe In Dying. It's Been Done. I'm Working On A New Exit. Besides, I Can't Die Now - I'm Booked.