The Heart Has A Heart Of Its

Disappointment Came To Me, And Booted Me, And Bruised And Hurt Me, But That's How People Grow Up.

The Rhino Is Now More Or Less Extinct, And It's Not Because Of Global Warming Or Shrinking Habitats. It's Because Of Beyonce's Handbags.

The Royal Family To Me Are Not England, And They Are Not The Flag.

I Think I'm A Realist. Which People Who Don't Like Me Consider To Be Pessimism. It Isn't Pessimism At All. If I Was A Pessimist I Wouldn't Get Up, I Wouldn't Shave, I Wouldn't Watch Batman At 7:30 A.m. Pessimists Just Don't Do That Sort Of Thing.

Satan Rejected My Soul; As Low As He Goes, He Never Quite Goes This Low.