Disappointment Came To Me, And Booted Me,

I Always Seem To Be Singing Against The Grain.

Again, I Lay Awake, And I Cried Because Of Waste.

The Queen Is The Ultimate Dictator.

I See Myself Rather Like An Old Discarded Dishrag.

The Rhino Is Now More Or Less Extinct, And It's Not Because Of Global Warming Or Shrinking Habitats. It's Because Of Beyonce's Handbags.