Disappointment Came To Me, And Booted Me,

I Always Thought My Genitals Were The Result Of Some Crude Practical Joke.

We Hate William And Kate

In My Life Why Do I Smile At People I'd Rather Kick In The Eye?

There's A Club If You'd Like To Go, You Could Meet Somebody Who Really Loves You, So You Go And You Stand On Your Own, And You Leave On Your Own, And You Go Home And You Cry And You Want To Die.

I Don't Even Know If I Exist Offstage.