It's So Shameful Of Me: I Like

Letting Cats And Dogs Have Litters Is Tantamount To Shooting Shelter Animals In The Head Since It Kills Their Chances Of Adoption. Please Do The Right Thing And Spay Or Neuter Your Animals.

I Was Driving My Car, I Crashed And Broke My Spine. So Yes There Are Things Worse In Life Than Never Being Someone's Sweetie.

He Referred To Me As An 'insufferable Puffed-up Prat'. This Is A Bit Rich Coming From A Man Who Actually Married His Own Mother.

Don't Leave It All Unsaid, Somewhere In The Wasteland Of Your Head.

I Can Chase You, And I Can Catch You, But There Is Nothing I Can Do To Make You Mine.