The Royal Family To Me Are Not

I Have Found The Best Way To Avoid Ending Your Life As A Bitter Wreck Is To Start Out As One.

Close Your Eyes, And Think Of Someone You Physically Admire, And Let Me Kiss You.

I Can't Believe I'm 29. Where Did The Years Go? Why Did The Years Go?

I Am Still My Teenage Self. If You Think That We All Step Through A Door Marked Adult, Or That We Sign A Grown-up Document, You’re Quite Wrong. We Remain As We Always Were, And That, Alas, Is One Of Life’s Many Nasty Tricks.

Even With The Recent Story About The Nurse Killing Herself In King Edward Hospital, There's No Blame Placed On Kate Middleton, Who Was In The Hospital As Far As I Could See For Absolutely No Reason. She Feels No Shame About The Death Of This Woman, She's Saying Nothing About The Death Of This Poor Woman. The Arrogance Of The British Royals Is Staggering, Absolutely Staggering. And Why It's Allowed To Be I Really Don't Know... It Wasn't Because Of Two Djs In Australia That This Woman Took Her Own Life, It Was The Pressure Around Her.