I Find Shoes Difficult To Be Ethical

Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually. I Went To Los Angeles And Got One There, But It Didn't Make It Back To Britain. You're Not Allowed To Come Through Customs With A Tan.

Women Don't Go To War To Kill Other Women. Wars And Armies And Nuclear Weapons Are Essentially Heterosexual Hobbies.

I Always Thought My Genitals Were The Result Of Some Crude Practical Joke.

I Think The Pop Chart Today Is Entirely Market-driven. And It Has Nothing To Do With Public Taste. And It Has Nothing To Do With Moving Music Forward. It's Simply A Market Chart.

Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.