The Habitually Punctual Make All Their Mistakes

In A Hierarchy, Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

The Best Intelligence Test Is What We Do With Our Leisure.

Home Is Where The College Student Home For The Holidays Isn't.

If Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, Try Three.