Ignorance Is The Mother Of Research.

The Man Who Says He Is Willing To Meet You Halfway Is Usually A Poor Judge Of Distance.

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

The Man Who Is Always Waving The Flag Usually Waives What It Stands For.

The Modern Child Will Answer You Back Before You've Said Anything.