Ignorance Is The Mother Of Research.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

A Philosopher Is A Blind Man In A Dark Room Looking For A Black Cat That Isn't There. A Theologian Is The Man Who Finds It.

The Problem With Temptation Is That You May Not Get Another Chance.