Middle Age Is When Work Is A

Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.

Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.

We Are Members Of A Strange Species That Devotes Its Energies To Climbing The Ladder Of Success In Order To Make Money To Buy Things We Don't Like.

America Is A Land Of Taxation That Was Founded To Avoid Taxation.

Don't Worry About Middle Age: You'll Outgrow It.