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If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

Middle Age Is When You Stop Criticizing The Older Generation And Start Criticizing The Younger One.

When A New Yorker Looks Like He Has A Suntan, It's Probably Rust.

A True Friend Will See You Through When Others See That You Are Through.

In Spite Of Warnings, Nothing Much Happens Until The Status Quo Becomes More Painful Than Change.