Don't Worry About Middle Age: You'll Outgrow

A Free Press Is One That Prints A Dictator's Speech But Doesn't Have To.

It Usually Takes Two People To Make One Of Them Angry.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.

Many An Optimist Has Become Rich Simply By Buying Out A Pessimist.

The Seaman Tells Stories Of Winds, The Ploughman Of Bulls; The Soldier Details His Wounds, The Shepherd His Sheep.