Against Logic There Is No Armor Like

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

A True Friend Will See You Through When Others See That You Are Through.

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.

Slump, And The World Slumps With You. Push, And You Push Alone.

The Machinery Of Government Is A Vast Series Of Interlocking Hierarchies Riddled Through And Through With Incompetence.