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When Franklin Drew The Lightning From The Clouds, He Little Dreamed That In The Evolution Of Science His Discovery Would Illuminate The Torch Of Liberty For France And America. The Rays From This Beacon, Lighting This Gateway To The Continent, Will Welcome The Poor And The Persecuted With The Hope And Promise Of Homes And Citizenship.

If You Will Refrain From Telling Any Lies About The Republican Party, I'lll Promise Not To Tell The Truth About The Democrats.

There Have Been Many Presidents Of The United States And The Roll Will Be Indefinitely Extended. We Have Had A Number Of Brilliant Soldiers, But Only One Great General.

A Witty Illustration Or An Apt Story Will Accomplish More Than Columns Of Argument.

The Enjoyment Of Life Would Be Instantly Gone If You Removed The Possibility Of Doing Something.