The Good Die Young, Because They See

My Only Regret In The Theater Is That I Could Never Sit Out Front And Watch Me.

Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

The Good Die Young, Because They See It's No Use Living If You Have Got To Be Good.

My Wife Is The Kind Of Girl Who Will Not Go Anywhere Without Her Mother, And Her Mother Will Go Anywhere.