Busy Yourselves With This, You Damned Walruses,

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.

The Good Die Young, Because They See It's No Use Living If You Have Got To Be Good.

America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.

A Man Must Pay The Fiddler. In My Case It So Happened That A Whole Symphony Orchestra Often Had To Be Subsidized.