My Only Regret In The Theater Is

If It Isn't The Sheriff, It's The Finance Company; I've Got More Attachments On Me Than A Vacuum Cleaner.

The Good Die Young, Because They See It's No Use Living If You Have Got To Be Good.

My Only Regret In The Theater Is That I Could Never Sit Out Front And Watch Me.

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.

A Man Must Pay The Fiddler. In My Case It So Happened That A Whole Symphony Orchestra Often Had To Be Subsidized.