Dying Is The Last Thing I Will

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.

Mr. [john] Barrymore's Smile Was The Smile Of An Actor Who Hates Actors, And Who Knows That He Is Going To Kill Two Or Three Before The Play Is Over. I Am Not An Actor-killer, But I Like My Hamlets To Dislike Actors, If You Know What I Mean, And I Think You Don't.

America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.

My Only Regret In The Theater Is That I Could Never Sit Out Front And Watch Me.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.