Dying Is The Last Thing I Will

If It Isn't The Sheriff, It's The Finance Company; I've Got More Attachments On Me Than A Vacuum Cleaner.

Happiness Often Sneaks In Through A Door You Didn't Know You Left Open.

You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've Tried; You Float.

When Archaeologists Discover The Missing Arms Of Venus De Milo, They Will Find She Was Wearing Boxing Gloves.

Why Is There So Much Month Left At The End Of The Money?