The Game Of Life Is A Lot

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.