The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!

Revolution Ain't Nothing But An Extent Of Evolution; Evolution Is A Fact Of Nature. So When Old Folks Tell Me That They Don't Understand Hip Hop And The Music Is Too Loud, Well I Guess It Means You're Not Supposed To Be In There.

Martin Luther King Taught Us All Nonviolence. I Was Told To Extend Nonviolence To The Mother And Her Calf.

I Tell People, 'if You Want To Send A Message To The White House, Call My House.

If Democracy Is Such A Good Thing, Let's Have More Of It.