I Never Learned Hate At Home, Or

The Only Thing I Like About St. Louis Is It Has The Best Zoo In America, In Forest Park. Washington University Is Next Door To The Zoo. Animals Get Out, They're Going To Eat White People Before They Get To The Ghetto!

You Know, I Always Say White Is Not A Colour, White Is An Attitude, And If You Haven't Got Trillions Of Dollars In The Bank That You Don't Need, You Can't Be White.

...humans Were The Only Creatures In The World That Ate Their Food Cooked. You'd Never Find A Gorilla Frying Up Some Bananas For Dinner Or A Lion Charcoal-broiling A Zebra Steak. Cats Don't Often Run To The Oven With A Mouse Or Bird They've Captured, And A Dog Wouldn't Naturally Prepare Its Rabbit Dinner In A Stew.

Black Folks Tell Their Kids They Have To Be Twice As Good As A White Person? Well, If I Tell A Child Of Mine That, Or That They Have To Be Careful - That This Is What A Cop Would Do If You Do This - They Think Something Is Wrong With Them. I Tell Them Death Is Better.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.