When I Was A Boy, I Was

To Me, Seeing A Really Great Comedian Is A Bit Like Watching A Musician Or A Poet.

Last Time I Was Down South I Walked Into This Restaurant, And This White Waitress Came Up To Me And Said: 'we Don't Serve Colored People Here.' "i Said: 'that's All Right, I Don't Eat Colored People. Bring Me A Whole Fried Chicken.

I Would Never Teach A Child Of Mine To Be Kind To A Cop Who Would Shoot You In The Back Of The Head. I Would Never Have That Conversation Because Children Don't Hear What You Mean, They Hear What You Say.

Let Me Tell You, Never Before In The History Of This Planet Has Anybody Made The Progress That African-americans Have Made In A 30-year Period, In Spite Of Many Black Folks And White Folks Lying To One Another.

I Consider Myself Always A Humorist. And I Think Anybody Who Tells Jokes Or Makes People Laugh Is Humor.